Happy Fathers Day Jokes

Happy Fathers Day Jokes

  Sunday, June 18, 2017    Unknown

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Happy Fathers Day Jokes

Friends..!! Happy Fathers Day is coming on Sunday, 18 June 2017. So what is your plan? Do you send your father cards, HD images, what-apps messages etc. as usual? But this Happy Fathers Day 2017 I have planned something different. Let me share with you. I am going to send happy fathers day Jokes to my dear FATHER. Some of best happy fathers day Jokes I am sharing below. If you like following jokes then You may also send these jokes to your sweet father.

Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.




“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.

“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.

After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”






Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!



Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Manny: Why?
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!





Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!





What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Ans: Where's popcorn?





How do you know your dad is planning for the future?
Ans: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.




What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Ans: catch up!



What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
Ans: You spend too much time on the web.



What do toys and boobs have in common?
Ans: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most.



A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."




Man: How old is your father?
Child: As old as me.
Man: How it is possible?
Child: He became a father only when i was born.




Mom: Why are you home so early?
Dad: My boss told me to go to hell.




An old father living alone in the country wanted to plant his pepper garden, but the ground was too hard and he was too old to do the work. His only son who use to help him was in prison for robbing a bank. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: "Dear Jake, I've been very depressed lately because it looks like I won't be able to plant my peppers this year. You know how much your mother loved planting peppers this time of year, but I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would have been over. I know you would have been happy to dig the plot for me." Love, Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son: "Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the THINGS!" Love, Jake


At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area looking for the THINGS. They apologized to the old man after not finding nything and left.


The next day the old man received another letter from his son. "Dear Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Go ahead and plant your peppers now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances." Love, Jake





Glass of Water
A small boy came up to his dad and meekly said "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?" The dad replied "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already son!" The little boy then said, "Oh yes daddy, but the bedroom is still on fire!"